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  • 07 Dec 2008 6:46 PM
    Reply # 74058 on 67959
    What did the pyrate say during his heart attack??

    AAARRRG ME HEARTY!!!

  • 10 Dec 2008 6:09 AM
    Reply # 74786 on 67959

    ahoy mates! thank you for the welcome. my ten year old came up with this one.

     

    What does a pirate use to clean out his wounds?

                  Arrrradine!

  • 26 Dec 2008 9:02 PM
    Reply # 78811 on 67959
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    whats a pirates favorite fast food place -

     

    AAAAAARBY'S

  • 22 Jan 2009 3:56 PM
    Reply # 86699 on 67959
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    If Blackbeard were alive today, what would he be most famous for?

    His age! (C'mon, he'd be over 300 years old!)

  • 12 Feb 2009 9:04 AM
    Reply # 112430 on 67959
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    Blackbeard at the Therapist's:

    Blackbeard: Doc, sometimes I think I'm Jack Sparrow, other times I think I'm Will Turner, and still other times I think I'm the entire crew of the Black Pearl!

    Therapist: How long have you been having these Disney spells?

  • 09 Mar 2009 4:42 PM
    Reply # 126181 on 67959
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    Johnny Tarr finally received his 6-months pay and came ashore on Friday but instead of going home, he spent the weekend wenching and drinking at taverns all over the town. When he finally ran out of money Sunday night, he returned home. He was confronted by his furious wife, who lectured him for hours about his drunken ways. Finally she said to him "How would you like it if I'd been gone for 6 months, finally returned to my home port, then didn't bother to come home for two or three days? To which he blurted out "That would be just fine with me!"

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he still didn't see her.  Finally on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

  • 14 Jul 2010 1:44 PM
    Reply # 382511 on 67959
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     How did Capt. Hook die ?

     

     

    .................jock itch.

  • 14 Jul 2010 1:52 PM
    Reply # 382521 on 67959
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    What do you call a peg-legged Pirate on ice?

     

    ........a protractor.

  • 14 Jul 2010 1:57 PM
    Reply # 382533 on 67959
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    How does a Pyrate "get his mast up"?

     

     

    ....he uses a wench !

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